Brigadoon and Bruises

Two auditions today (Jan 7, 2008). First one is for a choreography workshop for a possible Broadway production of Brigadoon. Growing up, my older sister and I went through serial musical obsessions, and this romantic tale of Scots who came to life once every 100 years and the New York cad who falls in love with an enchanted bonnie lass was a favorite. Viewings and reviews of the video were interspersed with lively song and dance enactments, our dad's plaid flannel shirts tied around our waists as kilts. And the choreographer of this production has several Broadway credits and a Tony award, definitely one to get to know. So I'm there.

At 10 am, the first 25 dancers enter the too-small, sweltering dance studio. Intrepid leotard-wearing spies peek though the curtained window and report to the 86 dancers waiting their turn.

"They're on the ground," they say. "Rolling around on their knees. And their elbows."

They add that a jaunty jig follows the floor work, ending in a jump split.

"I only get on the floor if I'm getting paid," declares a statuesque Rockette known to walk out on dance classes when confronted with knee spins. We debate ditching the audition or yoga, shopping, maybe margaritas at Arriba Arriba (it is only an hour until noon, after all - they're taking forever with the first group). But of course we all stay, we need a job and dancers love to suffer.

A few minutes after 11 the first sweaty group emerges. The jump split is dismissed as a rumor, though there is a turn-jump-land-on-your-butt drama at the end. My group enters the steamy room around 1 pm. The choreographer explains his concept - this production is not about jigs in kilts, but darker, more Celtic and earthy. Thus we begin lying on the earth, in deep sleep, until we raise our chest slowly wit a sustained breath (thank you, Pilates). We roll to our elbows and discover we can shake our butts. The choreographer urges us to feel - don't just dance, but be a real person. I'm a real person, I think, and I do my best to feel as we dance four at a time.

Then they read the names of those staying to sing, and it turns out 'real person' means skinny short red-head. I was neither short nor red-headed when I showed up at 9:30 this morning, and two elbow bruises and a bloody skinburn later, I am still relatively tall and brunett and thus rejected.